And so we left the Galapagos behind us, flew to  Guayaquil (pronounced why-a-quil) where we split off from everyone else and  headed to the international lounge for the flight to Lima.  The flight from  the islands to the mainland was smooth but we had a Dutch guy behind us with one  very serious case of verbal diarrhea!  Both of us took turns in holding the  other down so that we would not jump up and tell him to be quiet just for 15  seconds!  He spoke loudly, very loudly to his friends and sometimes  punctuated his remarks with a blow to the back of my seat...... very irritating  and we were glad to get off there.  On the boat, he was fine, but I guess  that we were never that close to him for that long a time.   When we  checked out baggage in at Guayaquil to go to Lima, thinking only to get rid  of our heavy luggage, we were told that we had been put in the Business  Section for this next flight and were also handed a ticket to the VIP  lounge for a free lunch and beers...  Oh it was a wonderful surprise -  comfy chairs, ice cold beer - a quiet and gentle place where the hours melted  gently past.  But it was funny walking in there ........ As I said in the  last email, I stood in fresh sealion pee right as we got off the zodiac at the  Galapagos (funny how many people laughed at me then) and my other shoes were in  the checked in baggage and well........ the smell had ripened somewhat  seriously.  So there you have two very tired and now very smelly people,  looking rather haggard and walking into the VIP lounge.  Noses were  wrinkled up, eyes shot open in slight surprise and chins were hastily pulled  inwards as we  passed by.....and we had a very hard time keeping a  straight face..... but what was I supposed to do?  I bet no one here had  smelled ripened sealion pee before!
 After sitting down and realizing just how bad it  was - and being totally ignored by all the waiters, I went to the ladies room to  see if I could at least rinse some of the smell away.  I was not going to  spend $100 on a new pair of shoes at the airport.  The basins in the VIP  bathrooms simply dont lend themselves to shoe washing at all - I need to  talk to them about this!  So I did what any self respecting Business Class  Person would do - I decided to wash the shoe in private.  I locked myself  in the toilet, flushed to check how high the water level rose and also to make  sure that the water in there was as clean as clean could be, and then.......  yes!  I dipped my foot into the toilet, swished it around being very  careful to only wash the outside and bottom of the shoe off.....  It  worked, so I repeated it twice more, did the other shoe too seeing as I was  having such great success,  and then used a good dollop of toilet paper to  dry off so that I would not leave tracks back to our table!  It must have  worked because when I sat down again, Frank actually remarked that I had stopped  stinking!  LOL....  I think everyone was very relieved.... and the  shoes got a really good wash here in the hotel room and are drying in front of  the air conditioner right now. And we even got served beers and coffee after  that....
 We had the most glorious clouds on the flight to  Lima - it was like a fairlyland, like a different dimension and I could  almost feel the stories weaving themelves into existance just by looking at  those clouds! I taped a good many minutes of it, wanting to share the  experience with my grandgirls - maybe they will find the stories hidden in  there.   The sun was setting and the different layers were different  colors, moving in different directions with strange patterns, shapes and just  beautiful fluffy formations.  Orange sunset lit up the windows on the  other side of the airplane as the sun gave the most amazing display as it  set over the clouds - I just could not work up the courage to lean over others  to get those photos..... so hopefully it will happen another day.  Anyway,  this was a perfect flight - champagne and nuts to start off with even before  take off, a good movie of my choice, reclining chair and only faintly stinky  feet faaaar away and a really great take off and landing - now this is what I  call flying - I could get to looking forward to it even.  We had first  class seats on the flight to Galapagos too, but just did not fully appreciate it  as the excitement of going there was still too great.  Also no champagne on  that flight..... ah well.
 On landing in Peru we sailed through the customs  and immigration a whole lot easier than we have in the USA and headed out to get  our luggage and then on to find our guide for this part of our stay..... and  there he was and tall guy holding a paper with our name on it.  I had to  laugh - there stands a whole row of very hopeful, very tired looking guides, all  hoping their clients are on time and the relief in the face of our guide, Ruben,  was a beautiful thing to see.  He quickly led us outside and we started the  most incredible drive of my life.  I thought Ecuador was bad, but that is  cheese by comparison!  "Pare" means stop and is pronounced "par-ay", and is  totally ignored - totally!  We asked why they even have the signs there and  he just shrugged in response, together with a laugh.  Its a  suggestion.  Maybe, if you feel like it, which no one ever does......   When approaching a stop street, the trick seems to pick up speed so that you can  get your front bumper to the line before the guy coming from the other side,  then you honk the horn just once in gentle warning that you are coming and  again, louder and longer, if the other car seems to challenge you.  By  this time my molars have cracks the size of canyons in them and the sweat is  starting gently at my temples, creating a new water source for the  city.....  The white lines in the roads - you know, the ones that you are  supposed to stay between?  Well, they are not even suggestions, merely  white lines that happen to be in the road for some reason.  Most of the  time there are at least two cars trying to get in the same lane, and again, it  seems to be a bumper law here - if your front bumper is a mere 3mm ahead of  another - you have right of way..... even to randomly swing across two lanes to  turn to the right after being in the far left lane...  There is no yelling,  no screaming and no gunshots at this behavior - also no crunching of metal on  metal - apart from that in my head...  I swear there is only a hairs width  between cars most of the time and pavements are there to be driven over, parked  on and generally used to bypass someone that is taking too long.  The  constant honking of horns is amazing... the taxis give one sharp honk to ask if  you want a ride, as do those wanting to go over a stop sign.  Two or three  honks say something a tad more urgent - its like a very loud, very constant  secret language around here.  Only the red light is slightly  respected, if there is nowhere urgent to get to and if the traffic is really  heavy and if a slight feeling of obligation happens.  Mostly it seems that  all the cars just go, and keep going, until another one pushes inbetween and  eventually everyone will get where they are going to.  I will never, ever  drive in this country - I think I could easily cause a national disaster by  doing so..  
 The smog in Lima is absolutely horrible.  This  morning we had a good many free hours and used them to walk to the bay area and  then across town to a very pretty park.  There are many little shops along  the way but they are all geared to the tourist and very expensive.   Crossing the roads, even at the pedestrian crossings, is a dicey deal and the  cars just keep coming - but we made it.  After a few roads one tends to  learn how to pull your butt in quickly or huddle with the other people dashing  across the road.  As the day wore on, the air became thicker and thicker  and by this evening when we got back from the city tour with the guide, our  throats were burning.  After walking a ways to the resturant tonight for  supper we both drank a goodly amount of water to sooth our raw feeling  throats.... 
 Anyway - this afternoon we had a city tour with a  guide - part of the package, and even had a separate driver for the day..   They showed us some simply beautiful places around here and again, the churches  were the best for me.  There are so many old buildings around and a good  many of them are empty.  When I asked whether they were abandoned, Ruben  was quick to say that they were not - they were just waiting for better  days......and a multi-millionaire to fix them!  Many of the older buildings  have balconies, lovely elaborate and very decorative balconies - just a pity  that no one uses them any more.  We went into two huge churches - one we  were allowed to take photos, the other not.  They were both just beautiful,  so ornate and rich in color and warmth and the carvings were just totally  amazingas were all the glass work.  The one that we were njot allowed to  photograph had many original paintings which apparently get damaged with the  flashes from all the cameras, so they have banned all photo taking.  It was  in this church that we were taken to the catacombs.  Katie - it reminded me  of Yotgrot - minus the bones, of course!  Oh there were tons of bones and  skulls all over the place, mostly neatly piled up for public display and oohing  and aahing but sometimes they were piled 32 foot deep!   These were  not people that were killed, but rather those that naturally died and were  buried under the church.  It was quite amazing and also, surprisingly, not  morbid, weird, spooky or horrible in any way.. just a part of life as it was  back then.
 We also visited the bay area again where they took  us to the Park of Love where there is a huge statue of a kissing couple in a  very passionate embrace and beautiful mosaics of little tiles all over the  place together with a beautifully laid out lawn and flowers...  The ocean  did not smell like ocean, come to think of it and we could not get to it as  there is a huge motorway between the area we were in and the water.  Its  really pretty though and our view was from fairly high up as there is a huge  bank dug out and the city starts from the top of this hill area...   Apparently it has not rained here since the 1980's when it rained for three days  solid... Today's guide (who's name we still did not catch after asking 3 times)  said that he had not felt a drop since then, but Rubin from yesterday said that  he felt about 5 drops about 6 months ago...... There is a lot of mist around  from the ocean and quite a water problem apparently with the glaciers receding  in the Andes and the city water being reliant on the rivers from those  glaciers.  Many areas around town have green grass and flowers and there  are names made out of different grasses or from flowers within these pieces of  grass..... these are advertisements.  If a company pledges to take care of  that patch of grass, they get to 'write' their name on it too.  Quite a  unique idea and actually very pretty as there is quite a bit of competition to  make each as beautiful as possible. Many of the signs around town that we took  to be road and directional signs are actually advertisements - its very strange  to have an advert right next to a stop sign and I wonder which is more often  noticed!
 Most of the buildings, shops and houses have  serious burglar bars/safety bars around the properties as well as over the  windows and doors of the buildings.  These are often very serious spikes  and glass and other metal things that one really does not want to mess with -  often together with electric fences above those too.  It's only been a very  few years ago since this area was plagued by really big problems and the Shining  Path terrorists sort of ruled the area.  This is not forgotten at all and  the police presence is really heavy everywhere. They stand at every corner, and  inbetween, with bullet proof vests and full body size shields at the  ready.  They are all relaxed and greet one happily, but we are not sure  whether this is comforting or reason to be more aware than we are.  We have  learned that no place is totally safe but we did not feel unsafe here at  all - we both carried our camera's and never for one moment felt targeted or  scared at all, but all this police presence reminds one to be a tad more  vigilant which is not a bad thing at all.  We did make a point of getting  back to the hotel tonight after dinner, before dark - even though we did see a  good many people walking around last night on our way here.... its just not  worth pushing it - not anywhere.
 As you gather, we have had internet here and I have  managed to catch up a bit. Tomorrow morning we leave here around 6.15 for our  flight to Cusco, the Sacred Valley of the Incas and Macchu Picchu.  I am  not certain if we will have internet while we are there - but it is way too slow  to upload any other photos anyway.  So you will have to wait till early  next week for those.
 I just found a huge black spider walking on the bed  and hope that I killed him when I swatted him with the city  map!!    I really dont feel like crawling around on my hands and  knees looking for him and Frank is not being helpful by reciting 'Inky Pinky  Spider"  from the opposite side of the bed!   And then there  appeared an inch worm, slowly creeping upwards towards my pillow.........  aaaaaarrgggggghhhh - now everything itches and I know I am going to be awake a  million times tonight and dream of all sorts of creepy crawlies!
 It's lovely to be here, it was lovely to wander  around town, surrounded by the swirling masses of people who live and work  in the city, to hear the sounds and feel the pulse of life here.  It was  great to be away from tourist places and its weird to sit in a resturant and not  hear a word of english for hours at a time.  It's lovely that no matter  that there is often not a single common phrase or word between us and the  Peruvian people, we can make ourselves understood, find our way and even buy a  twirly whirly icecream in the middle of Lima, Peru.  These are such  incredibly special days.
 I had a lovely chat with both my girls on instant  message tonight - what a treat!  Now just to get Steven online and up to  speed before next time we go somewhere!  And now, off to sleep.    We have not yet packed up our bags so have to do that before leaving in the  morning too.  I am even looking forward to the flight :)
 Till Cusco.....hopefully
 love and light
 Especially to U3
 Annie and Frank
 ps - Welma, I left your note at the Charles Darwin  Center - I hope they contact you!
 and Bea - a part of you is still in the Business  Class section of that aircraft - happy travels :)
 
 
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What words... super, an excellent idea
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